I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize