the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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