too bad you live with your parents still
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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