Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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