one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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