I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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