you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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