At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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