i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My vagina is officially offended.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize