Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
whose parrot is this?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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