Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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