fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
