normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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