I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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