Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You're a waste of cheezeits
Still dying that you shit outside
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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