"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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