Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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