doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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