oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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