she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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