im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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