so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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