im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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