It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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