Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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