My brain says no but my pants say off.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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