Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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