In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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