I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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