She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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