No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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