Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am midnight drunk by noon
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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