yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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