There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
we should paint friendship bongs
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