the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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