38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
