Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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