So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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