she was so not down for the gang bang
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
