Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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