i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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