we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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