Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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