I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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