these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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