To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I forget how to act sober
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