i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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