I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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