well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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