the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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