Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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