What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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