you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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