3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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